How To Identify Fake Friends In School

Hello Otanium Lovers!!! I'm pretty much excited today. In this wonderful piece, I am going to discuss how to identify fake friends in school.

Fake friends are like thorns in the flesh. They look for beautiful plantation to grow in as weeds. They follow you when you rise up and dump you when you fall down. It is true that true friends are few. If your so called friend exhibits some of these habits below, please consider him/her a foe and not a friend.

Gossip & Radio Wires - These type of friends are technically radios without wires and batteries. They are always too quick to share any information about other people. Whether false or true information. They gossip 24/7 and finds fault in everyone's dealing except you. 

They are like green snake under the green grass. Please don't share any of your secrets with them, they will table your secrets and spread it to the entire universe. Don't allow them into your private life or relationship because if you are not careful enough to notice their mission, they will expose you like the wind that opens the chicken's anus. I call these type of friends "Generals" G stands for gossip. Run for your life, they are fake friends.

Slay Kings/Queens (Impostors) - They are popularly known in Nigeria as the "Borrow-Borrow" or simply "Borrow-Pose". 

In a bid to look sexy dope or sexy on social media platforms most especially on Instagram and Facebook, these set of friends practically borrows everything from you including boxers/pants. Their bank account is red, yet they form slay kings and queens. 

These type of friends are silent killers. They also go about telling people that you borrow from them. They can openly deny you in public.

Remember that the beauty you see in others is within you. Be careful.

Food detectors - Hmmm! unfortunately, the food detector type of friends are not crime detectors. They have special ability of knowing when you cook and eat. In fact fear them, they have food sensors Attached to their nostrils like public WiFi or personal Bluetooth. Practically, these type of friends don't have pots in their hostel or lodge. 

They are like MTN- Everywhere you go! These type of friends can kill you because of food. If care is not taken, they can steal your pot of soup while it's still on fire. To sack them, don't cook for a week, make sure your fridge is empty. They will not come near you again. They are fake and just bunch of food seekers.

Finally, avoid fake friends like live electric wires.

Lemme have your thoughts.